I love Prague. The weather is beautiful, the city is beautiful and I’m beautiful. What more could a girl ask for?
View from Paddle Boat on Vltava River
Things are definitely different here. The amount of cigarette smoking is killer! The jig is definitely down on that one. Imma need to find some sort of febreze situation, because me smelling like cigarettes is not popping. So you can run and tell dat.. homeboy.
Honestly, there aren’t much disappointments here except for how far behind this country is. It’s a shame. In the club, not only are girls wearing flats (God help us ) but they are rocking hard body to Jenny from the Block and Yeah by Usher! But even on a more serious note, the internet is sooo far behind here. I don’t understand how the internet isn’t the same anywhere I mean after all it is the WORLD WIDE WEB! WTF! I googled Kanye West (of course) and the first video that popped up is Stronger. WTF! Ole boy has a brand new album out Czech Republic!!! (ps I think I saw a poster of a Wyclef album posted in a music store) This jig continues to fall…
The stares that I get are absolutely astounding. I mean, people will stop and stare and stay staring as I pass. It’s the rudest thing but its also pretty flattering. (Thank you God for this beauty)
There aren’t many things open in the late night, which is something I’m definitely not used to and dogs are allowed everywhere and I do mean everywhere. Restaurants have treats and water bowls for the dogs when they come in lol. All in all, I’m having a blast and this is exactly what I needed. (Does booty drop for God)
So Im sure we’ve all noticed that the temperatures are rising. YAY! It is definitely time to put the bubble triple fat goose northface fur fleece chincilla coats away!
However, some type of jacket is STILL necessary. I mean , let’s be real… it gets damn chilly at night! There would be no need to walk around with your shoulders all high and hands in your pockets if you would have packed some type of light long sleeved outerwear.
Got it? Good!
So now that we’ve discussed the arms, lets talk about the legs. Shorts? Really? I mean.. I guess I could deal with a bermuda short… then again.. No I can’t. And actually, I WON’T! Bare legs are not an option yet, cover them joints up. Your leg hairs are standing straight up because its type cool outside. Chill out.
And lastly, on to the feet… FLIP FLOPS??!! FA REAL?!! Thats just plain nonsense. If you have to wear a leather, you should NOT have your toes out! That’s just plain ridiculous. I mean come one people!!! We are all excited to finally have warm weather but there’s no need to jump the gun.
In conclusion, it will be officially warm soon. No need to worry. So in the meantime, calm that ass down and dress appropriately. Thanks.
I know you were hungry…. It was late but it was good wasn’t it?